COMEDY NIGHT CONTINUES

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DR MANSOORA ON THE PHONE TO ONE OF HER PATIENT

DR MANSOORA:

You are suffering from Isolation and Alienation disorder.

I have found a solution for you.

Can you act?

I said, Can you act?

Why do I ask?

Because I have a comedy show....

Yes a comedy show....

I am the comedian...

Yes I am...

Yes, I am a doctor also who is a part time un-employed comedian

No, I don't have a show yet but I am getting ready for one. Right now I just have

the title....Title I said...TITLE.  (She puts her hand on the phone and says)

I think she is deaf also along with being abused...

No I don't have a show yet but its going to be called, 'COMEDY NIGHT LIVE."

And I am looking for damaged people.  They turn out to be good comics.  Comedy is the

other sister of tragedy....What?

No, I don't have a sister, no no sister, no brother, no mother, no father.  I have no one.

I just have a comedy show.

When will it be on? whenever I have some funny comedians within my reach.

My assistants are not ready yet.  They are still in training.

Yes, I am training them.   No, no, no.....

They are not from Haiti...

They are white tall, handsome American men....

White American tall men, Well, one not so tall but 100% American.

Yes, I am extremely successful.  No I am not tall, no not tall at all, Not tall, not white

not thin.  I am fat and dark and I have American white men as my assistants.

Honey if that is not success tell me what is?

How did I achieve that?

Because I am a great Comedian.  MY HEAD IS SO FULL AND PACKED WITH TALENT

THAT ABUSE HAS NO PLACE IN THERE.

Thats why I am asking you to join my troupe...

We are going to put talent in and abuse out...ok...

You are not ready?

Don't worry.  Neither are my assistants.

They have been with me for years.  Its been such a struggle.

You see they are the students of, "STAND UP COMEDY."

and in STAND UP COMEDY, YOU HAVE TO STAND UP FIRST.

Most of the troubled people are good but they can't stand up.

AND THE RULE OF GREAT COMEDY IS TO STAND UP .

ALL THE TOP MOST COMEDIANS, LENO, LETTERMAN,FALLON,CONAN, KIMMEL

ARE ALWAYS STANDING FOR THEIR MONOLOGUES AND THE MOMENT THEY SIT

DOWN WITH THEIR CELEBRITY GUESTS THEY BECOME EXTREMELY BORING

BECAUSE NOW BOTH PARTIES ARE SITTING DOWN

SITTING DOWN IS THE END OF COMEDY.

THATS WHY I KEEP JERRY LEWIS AND THOMAS MITCHELL WHOSE NICK NAME IS

BRANDO KEEP STANDING.

WHEN YOU STAND UP, MASSESS STAND UP WITH YOU AND CHEER TILL THEY

STAMPED A FEW FANS TO DEATH...BUT THEY THEMSELVES KEEP STANDING.

OUR PRESIDENTS MAKE SPEECHES STANDING UP ALSO.

ALL PRESIDENTS ARE FIRST RATE COMEDIANS.  THEY JOKE ABOUT PEACE

PROCESSES IN WAR ZONES STANDING UP.

ONLY TIME THEY ARE NOT FUNNY WHEN THEY ARE SIGNING

,"KILL" DOCUMENTS  SITTING DOWN.

Why am I telling you this?

Because if you are going to be part of my group, you have to stand up first.....

Stand up, get out of the house, come to me, join my group and live happily ever after....

You see when you make people happy, by osmosis you yourself become happy

and my comedy is the part of treatment for the mentally ill....

No, no, no honey, you are not mentally ill....I am......

MUSIC, LIGHTS FADE, END OF SCENE.