COMEDIAN IN A COMA

That sounds like a muslim comedian.
She or he can't get up....from the haze they are in.

"Stand up for yourself and fight for your rights."
This is not meant for the muslim comedian.
Muslim comedian, if there is one is in a slumbering deep coma.

If the comedian is invited on David Letterman show or on Jay Leno
If that is ever possible at all, they would have to bring them on for their funny comedy routine on a strecher.

THAT CAN BE FUNNY IN ITSELF.
A HALF DEAD MUSLIM ON A STRECHER WHO GETS THREE MINUTES ON JAY LENO SHOW TO MAKE HIS OR HER MARK...

'Hey, guys, we can be funny, if you can let us stand up, we can crack a joke or two and make
all of you giggle at least.

That can be hilarious...
I want to be that muslim comedian....
Who can have the belly to get a laugh out of and get it transported to the whole world
at mid-night to change their attitude of thinking that a muslim person even in a coma can be funny...

I want to do this act.
Its my Idea
My copyright
my conception
my execution
my direction

STAGE DIRECTION:
A MUSLIM WOMAN COMEDIAN
BEING BROUGHT TO SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SEMICOMATOZED
MUSIC PLAYS,
SHE IN A SLOW MOTION FORMATE LIKE A SILENT MOVIE RISES SLOWLY AND ELEGANTLY
AND WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY SAYS A FEW WORDS WHICH NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND...

SHE GETS A LITTLE MORE ENERGY AND MOVES A BIT
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
AND ANNOUNCES,

"I AM A MUSLIM WOMAN COMEDIAN WHO HAS BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LONGEST POSSIBLE TIME OF HER LIFE
AND NOW WANTS TO WAKE UP, MOTIVATE HER SELF AND BOUNCE BACK TO FULL, FUNCTIONING, HEALTHY, LAUGHING LIFE. {Muslim women don't laugh, they are usually seen on camera all over the world crying and beating their breasts over the constant deaths of their children} SO IT WOULD BE SO ORIGINAL AND OUT OF THE ORDINARY IF FIRST OF ALL THERE IS A MUSLIM WOMAN COMEDIAN AT ALL AND SECOND SHE IS BEING INVITED TO THE TOP MOST TALK SHOWS EVEN WHEN SHE IS IN A COMA AND MIGHT NOT HAVE A TRACE OF A JOKE IN HER DEFEATED AND EXHAUSTED, LIMP ANSD SUPINE BODY.

What a great Idea...
So what's the title ?

"MUSLIM WOMAN COMEDIAN IN A COMA."

That might works....
Listen to me... Nothing will work, Remember, after all she is muslim and the whole Western World and the Whole European World and the whole Whoever calls themselves liberal and free and democratic is allergic to the word, "MUSLIM,"

But that might be the only reason that this act might work....
You shouldn't be so negative and down and a martyr and a victim like its expected of you...
Be opposite of what had been defined for you....
Show them that you can be really original and unique.....
Now tell me how many comedians on the late night shows appear in a coma ?

They might now, because the bastards will just steal your idea right now...And next David Letterman you will see some in...from the background of, Culture of oppression will be on the show....Never saying anything but in a coma...try ing to get up at least and that would be their victory and surprisingly funny for the audience,....

What do you say ?
Now you have a new title of a show,
Your new show
Your new one woman show
Your new hilarious one woman show...

By, by, to all the tragedy...
Tragedy of suffering
Tragedy of politics
Tragedy of war...
Tragedy of sorrow
Tragedy of regrets
Tragedy of oppression...
So much tragedy.....
Gee how did you handle it ?

Thats why I am able to create a new show with a woman in a coma...
A funny woman in a coma...
Out of all the tragedy here was born a new show....

"A MUSLIM WOMAN COMEDIAN IN A COMA."

And now don't you go stealing my title, you hear....You are not an oppressed muslim, you can't come up with a title like this....
Only a suffering tragic Muslim woman can be the owner of this concept.....

You are free, you are always happy, always laughing, always standing up.....

What's so original about that ?