MORNING EXCITEMENT

Read a few awfuL stories

BBC, NYT, Other sites

Murders, Disappearances of lots of people........

Man killing his wife, stuffing her in a suitcase

Dropping the suitcase on the Motor-way ...

Wife's girl friend grieving...

Egyptian billionaire convicted for killing a singer

Women disappearing

Men disappearing....

Knives, guns, ropes, pills

Ecstasy, Cocaine Vodka...

Prostitutes...

Both the husband and wife prostitutes....

They give massages to people to relax their tensions of the day....

I just woke up

Had a lousy cup of tea

This is my first read of the day

I better stop

Its only 9-30 in the morning

And I have the tendency to go down and down during the day

By the evening I am totally famished with depression

Perhaps the cause is my reading material in the morning

Get up and go to Balthazar

Its a Great cafe in Soho...French

They have flowers there

Classical music

good coffee

And news papers

But please don't read any more

No more news of murders and drugs and pills and hangings...

Carry a happy book with you to read if you do go there

Get out of the century of lethargy and go to Balthazar

It will cheer you up

I promise...

But no reading the news papers please

You can't afford it

Let the happy people read all the news

You need to laugh

Laugh?

Yes, Laugh....

With whom?

No one is around to laugh with....

Laugh alone

Alone?

Yes, laugh alone

Like a mad woman in the street?

Yes, like a mad woman in the street....

Even a mad woman is better than a depressed woman

A depressed woman is the worse of all women

Go to Balthazar and just laugh

They will throw me out

No, they won't...

They are very decent people...

Decent people come there to laugh

But they come with some one

Yes, you go with a funny book, read and laugh....

They will know you are reading a funny book

They will know that you are a normal woman

They will know that you are just reading a funny book and they will smile with you...

Get up and go to Balthazar....

No more reading the news first thing in the morning

Read those news before you go to bed

Than you will have a justification for the nightmares....

At night night mares

And in the morning

Murder news

What kind of life are you living darling?

What kind of life?

Get up, take a shower and go to Balthazar

And don't have this lousy tea in the morning

And never come near the computer to read rubbish....

Are you going to get up?

You need a slap.................

Not a slap

A shower perhaps..............

Is there any hot water today?

Well, why not?

Do you think you live in Timbuktu?

You are in NY

Don't treat precious NY like a mud villa...

Do you know how many people would just love to live in NY?

And you are there

And you also have Balthazar

Oh! You are so Un-grateful...

Don't do that

God put you in NYC for some reason...

And the reason is just to enjoy your mornings and evenings

Alone?

Alone if you have to....

Let the other miserable bastards go to work

You just enjoy NY

In the mornings

And in the evenings

Yes, Alone if you have to....

They are all tired from their nine to five jobs and their foreclosures....

Get up honey....

Go to Balthazar

You have no job

No foreclosure on a home

No debts

Its just the theater critics don't like you

So big deal.....

Who cares......

Become a theater critic yourself

Get up

And be a critic....

Hate everyone....

That's also a quality of New Yorkers

You see, your problem is that you never really became a New Yorker...

Lived here for so long and never became a true New Yorker....

Be a bitch..............

A New York BITCH.....

ENJOY YOUR LIFE.................