Yes, where is it?
What?
The play
Its here
Where?
Here
I said, where?
Here, in my pocket
Your pocket?
Yes, my pocket
Which pocket?
My pocket
Which one?
Right pocket
You have no right side pocket
It must be in the other pocket then
Which pocket?
The left side then
There is no pocket on the right side either
Then it must be in my purse
Your purse?
Yes
It fits in your purse?
Why not?
Your purse is so tiny
How do you know?
Your purse is tiny
Its inside my purse
I can't find it
You are not looking
The purse is tiny
But the play is inside
It can't be?
Why not
The purse is so tiny
You are so negative
I am not, your purse is so small, it can't have a full length
play in it
Who said its full length
Usually the plays are full length
Who said so?
Every one says that
Who is every one?
Everyone
Every one means no one
Well...
Well what?
Well, the plays which are produced are usually full length
Who said my play is going to be produced
But plays are written to be produced, arn't they not?
Not my plays
So why do you write them?
To keep them in my purse
But your purse is so small
We are back to number one...the purse is small...the purse is small...
I don't care how small my purse is, my play is in my purse...
Your play must be small then...
Plays are of all sizes, big plays, small plays, musicals, comedies, tragedies
But how small can it be?
It can be one act, ten minutes, one minute, one page play, one line play
Who produces such plays?
Producers
Your's will be produced?
Mine?
Yes, your play
Which play?
Your play, the one in your right pocket
I don't have a play in my right pocket
Then it must be in your left pocket
I don't have a left pocket either
Then it must be in your purse
What purse?
Your purse
I am not carrying a purse
You said that your play is in your purse
Yes, I siad that, but where is the purse?
I don't know, its your purse
But you said that my play is in my purse
No, its you who said that your play is in your purse, in your tiny purse
How could I say that my play is in my purse when I don't even have a purse
Yes, I don't see any purse but you did say that your play is in your purse
It makes no sense, i am not carrying a purse so how could I have my play in my purse?
I don't know, you said that, You said that your play is in your purse
You believe everything people say
Well...why not?
So where is the play?
I don't know it must be in your pocket
I don;t have any pocket
So it must be in your purse
But I don't have a purse
So where is your play?
What play?
Your play
I don't have a play and why should I have a play?
And even if I had a play why would I be carrying it in my pocket or in my purse?
I don't know, its you who said that
Said what?
You said that your play is in your pocket
That's silly, the play can't be in a pocket which doesn't exist
So its in your purse then
I don't have a purse
So where is the play?
Which play?
Your play?
My play?
Yes, your play
Why would I have a play on me while I am going shopping?
So you must have left it at home
Left what at home?
You must have left your play at home
Which play?
Your play?
My play?
Yes, your play
But why would I have a play in my possession?
Because its your play
Who told you that?
You told me
I told you what?
You told me that your play is in your pocket
I think your head is in your pocket
What?
Your head
What's wrong with my head?
You are losing it
How?
Keep talking about your play
My play?
Yes, your play, where is it?
What?
Your play, where is it?
Is it in your house or in your pocket or in your purse?
What play?
The play...your play damn it...where is your God damned play?
Don't damn God damn, the tea party people won't like it
They won't like your play either
I know
So you do have a play?
Look around
Where?
In the tea pot of the tea party
Is it a Republican play?
There is no Republican play.
The democratic liberal critic won't review it
But you are a democrat
Who told you that?
You are a democrat...
Who told you that?
You
I told you?
Yes, You told me that you are a democrat and you have a play in your pocket
I don't have a pocket and I am not a democrat either
Who is a democrat then?
Obama
And who has the play
He does
Who?
Obama has a play in his pocket?
Your play is in Obama's pocket ?
My play is in Obama's pocket...that's some God damned play
went so far without being produced
The production of your play is in Obam's hands
Its getting more difficult than ever...
First I have a play which is missing,
Now its gone to Obama's pocket
And very soon it will be in Mitchell Obama's purse,
the play is playing havoc in my life
Now my life and my play is in Obama's hands
God damned that play...
Obama is not going to like my play at all
Why?
She asks me why?
How do I know, but I do know that he is not going to like my play
So what about his wife?
Who?
His wife, Mitchell obama?
She is not a producer, she is in the vegetable garden
So what are you going to do?
Do what?
How are you going to get your play produced?
What play?
Your play
My play?
Yes, your play
Where is your the god damned play?
Why would I have a play?
I am not a playwright
I thought you had a play
where?
In your pocket
Who said that?
You
I said that?
Yes, you...you said that your play is in your left pocket or,
in your right pocket, or, in your purse...
Don't listen to any thing any one says...trust me...its all talk, just talk
talk, talk, talk, there is no god damned play but everyone is acting in it...
Every one is an actor in that god damned play
Which is in no pocket and in no purse,
Its like the money which is neither in my pocket
Or in my purse or in your pocket or your purse
We are all unemployed actors looking for a play to be in.
but there is no god damned play...
But you said that you have a play
where is that damned play?
I want to know where that play is?
The play you own...
I own a play? That's incredible
This you are crazy, totally bonkers...
Do you always dream about things which don't exist?
END OF PLAY
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