IN THE HOTEL ROOM

A

PLAY

BY

BINA SHARIF

copyright:binasharif2011

MARA,MARA:

(Very excited)

So tell me again,

What can happen in the hotel room?

BUMBA,BUMBA:

What can happen? (laughs heartily)

MARA,MARA

Yes, what can?

BUMBA, BUMBA

Sex

Corruption

Adultery

Murder

Drugs

Weapons

Food

Eroticism

Sex again

Another murder

Oral sex

Oral rape

Oral rape in the bathroom

Oral sex in the hallway

Sex proper in the bed room

MARA,MARA:

What's sex proper?

BUMBA,BUMBA:

All of the above

MARA,MARA:

Go on...

BUMBA,BUMBA:

Naked orgies

$3000 per night orgy

Naked fat hedge fund people fornicate

Cleaning ladies saying to them,  Don't touch me, don't touch me.

Financiers naked penis dangling in-front of the cleaning lady...

Financier wants truffles and oral sex together.

Martini

Some more rape

Consensual

MARA MARA:

What does that mean?

BUMBA, BUMBA:

Agreement between the two parties having oral rape and oral sex...

MAR,MARA:

Oral agreement or written agreement?

BUMBA,BUMBA:

Agreement over what?

MARA, MARA:

Agreement over oral rape or oral sex or agreement over anal rape?

BUMBA, NUMBA:

It depends what kind of mood the hedge fund penis is in

MARA, MARA:

Oh! I see. Must have an expensive mood

BUMBA, BUMBA:

But of course. I will come back to it. I have to take a shower.

MARA, MARA:

Why?

BUMBA, BUMBA:

In case...in case of what?

In case of what?

MARA, MARA:

In case...

(Mara Mara, gets up and go to the bathroom

we hear the water running.

lights fade

End of scene.