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THE ALLERGIES AND DISEASES COME FROM FEELING HELPLESS
AND FEELING HELPLESS CREATES STRESS WHICH IS TOXIC
AND THAT TOXIC STRESS CAUSES AUTOIMMUNE DISEASES AND ALLERGIES.

GET OUT OF HELPLESSNESS
GET OUT OF IT
GET OUT OF IT TODAY
GET OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW
GET OUT OF IT THIS INSTANCE.
GET RID OF HELPLESSNESS
I DON'T KNOW HOW
BUT YOU MUST KNOW
YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF IT SOMEHOW

BB;

ME?
HOW WOULD I KNOW?
I AM NOT HELPLESS
I HAVE HELP
PEOPLE, IMPORTANT PEOPLE, VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE HELP ME
SO HOW COULD i BE HELPLESS?
I SAID, "IMPORTANT PEOPLE LIKE CELEBRITIES, MOVIE STARS, PUBLISHERS
CRITICS, PRODUCERS, FUNDERS, FAMILY HELP ME
I AM NOT HELPLESS
YOU ARE
AND YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT BY YOURSELF

A:BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME THAT I AM HELPLESS

BB: ARN'T YOU?

A: I DON'T KNOW

BB: THATS THE PROBLEM

A: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

BB: HELPLESS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT THEY ARE HELPLESS

A:  OK, SO I DON'T KNOW AND NOW YOU HAVE TOLD ME, SO NOW I KNOW
BUT SINCE I NEVER KNEW, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP MYSELF AND THE CRITIC, PRODUCER, FAMILY WHO HELPED YOU IS NOT PART OF MY LIFE...

BB: FAMILY IS NOT PART OF YOUR LIFE?

A: I MEAN, THEY ARE BUT THEY ARE FAR AWAY

BB: THEY CAN HELP YOU FROM FAR AWAY, FAR, FAR AWAY.  DON'T THEY HAVE
WHAT'S APP?

A: WHAT?

BB:WHAT'S APP STUPID

A: WHAT IS WHAT'S APP?

BB: YOU ARE STUPID...

A: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME STUPID BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WHAT'S APP...

BB: THAT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO CALL YOU STUPID.
ANY ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS WHAT'S APP GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO LABEL THEM AS THE MOST STUPID PERSON ON THIS PLANET.  BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW
INSTAGRAM? TWEET? TEXTING? DOWNLOAD, UPLOAD, CUT AND PASTE, COREECT
SPELLINGS, IPHONES IPADS,HARD DRIVES, SOFT DRIVES, VERY SOFT DRIVES, EARPHONES,EARPLUGS, LET'S CHAT...DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THESE THINGS?

A: WHAT?

BB: WHAT? WHAT?

A: YOU JUST CONFUSED ME WITH ALL THOSE MACHINES.  I THOUGHT WE WERE HUMAN..

BB: EVEN THE DOGS KNOW ABOUT THE THINGS I JUST MENTIONED.  MY DOGGY,
MARILYN DOES MOST OF THE WORK FOR ME ON THE COMPUTER.  I DICTATE TO HER
AND SHE DOES IT.  DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE LESS INTELLIGENCE THAT MY DOGGY MARILYN?

A: DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME A WHILE AGO THAT I AM HELPLESS?

BB: YES, I DID BUT I AM SHOCKED THAT YOU ARE MORE HELPLESS THAN MY DOGGY MARILYN...

A: YOUR DOGGY IS MODERN...

BB: AND YOU?

A: (NO ANSWER)

BB: AND YOU?

A:ME?

BB: YES, YOU...

A:I DON'T KNOW...

BB: IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE WORD..."I DODN'T KNOW" I DON'T KNOW"

A: I DON'T KNOW...

BB: STOP REPEATING THAT NEGATIVE WORD. YOU ARE NOT ONLY HELPLESS,
YOU ARE ALSO NEGATIVE...

A: I GUESS SO...

BB: OH! NO, IT'S NOT A GUESS, I AM CERTAIN THAT YOU ARE A VERY NEGATIVE PERSON...

BB: IT SEEMS LIKE YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN I KNOW MYSELF

BB: THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW YOURSELF AT ALL

A: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

BB: KNOW WHAT?

A: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW MYSELF

BB: I CAN TELL, OH! MAN CAN I TELL...

A: HOW CAN YOU TELL?

BB: I CAN TELL ABOUT VILLAGE PEOPLE, THEY ARE ALL HELPLESS

A:WHICH VILLAGE PEOPLE?

BB: PEOPLE FROM THE VILLAGE

A: YOU MEAN ALL PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE EAST VILLAGE ARE HELPLESS

BB: YOU SEE, YOU KEEP PROVING TO MYSELF THAT YOU ARE STUPID...
I DON'T MEAN PEOPLE WHO LIVES IN THE EAST VILLAGE ARE STUPID
EAST VILLAGE PEOPLE ARE MULTI MILLIONAIRES AND MILLIONAIRS ARE NOT STUPID, OH! NO, NOT AT ALL, THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BE BILLIONAIRES NEXT MONTH
I MEANT THE PEOPLE WHO COME FROM ANCIENT VILLAGES WITH NO RUNNING WATER, NO ELECTRICITY, NO TOILETS, NO TECHNOLOGY ARE THE STUPID ONES

A: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I AM FROM THAT VILLAGE WITH NO TOILETS?

BB: I DON'T HAVE TO THINK, IT'S OBVIOUS

A: BY THE WAY, WHO ARE YOU? HOW DO I KNOW YOU?  WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

BB: I AM A NEW YORKER, A SMART,TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED NEW YORKER
AND I JUST MET YOU IN THE STREET AND BY THE WAY I LIVE IN THE EAST VILLAGE AND MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME MY MULTIMILLION DOLLARS CONDO WITH SEVEN TOILETS....