AN HOUR OF FUN WITH KARIMA ULLAH

AN HOUR OF FUN WITH KARIMA ULLAH
(AHOFWKU)

A NEW ONE WOMAN PLAY/SATIRE
BY
 BINA SHARIF

CHARACTER;
KARIMA ULLAH, (A CULTURAL SATIRIST)

AN HOUR OF FUN WITH KARIMA ULLAH IS A SATIRE BASED ON THE
GLOBAL CURRENT EVENTS OF ALL SORTS, CULTURAL,  POLITICAL, SOCIAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, PHILOSOPHICAL.

 THE PLAY WILL BE UPDATED CONSTANTLY AS THE EVERMORE LASTING  AND DISAPPEARING EVENTS AND NEWS KEEP HAPPENING....

KARIMA ULLAH:

Amazing! Harvey weinstein wants slim, young and beautiful women
to watch him take a shower.  If he was only a bit slimmer then perhaps the
young and aspiring actress will be thrilled by the double prize of getting a part in his movie plus
watching a dazzling, handsome figure of a sexy man over breakfast in a luxurious hotel.
He also want the young and the sexy ladies to choose his wardrobe of the day.  I WONDER WHAT KIND OF EXCITEMENT IS IN THAT?

HIS WIFE SHOULD SELECT THE WARDROBE AND THE ASPIRING ACTRESS SHOULD WACH HIM SHOWER.  Then those offended actress settle for money.
The Manhattan district attorney after hearing the complaints about sexual harasement against Harvey by an Italian actress/model decides not to press charge and the actress/model also takes money and then shut up...

So what are the news trying to tell us?

Is it bad to harass or is it bad to take money and then shut up?

Or is it good to harass and then pay the money to shut them up.

Why is this news being reported ?

What's the result of this news?

Harvey is a sexual harasser but he is sorry.  I guess thats it.  Thats the news guys, thats the news.

Harvey also is a humanitarian and arranges women marches for their rights.

Remember Weiner?

Remember Bill Cosby?

The Las Vagas mass murder:  Investigators are desperate to find a motive for his killing spree.

He is a killer guys.  He is a killer.  His motive was to kill.  Thats the motive.  Ok?

Hijabi monologues:  A show about Hijabi monologues at the Bush theater in London.

How boring, how boring.  Hijab, hijab, hijab.  What else do you want to know?  Its a fucking scarf which covers the woman's head.  OK?  Get over it guys, get over it.  BORING OLD NEWS...
SIXTEEN YEAR OLD NEWS.  HIJAB..PLEASE.  GO WEAR A HIJAB YOURSELF
Oh! you want to know the motive of wearing a hijab?  Go figure....

TRUMP:  Arn't you exhausted Rachel ?  Arn't you exhausted Chris?

Arn't you exhausted O'Donnel?

 Arn't you exhusted Chris Mathew?

Arn't you exhausted NYT? /

Take a rest.  You are giving me a headache.  I need to rest as well.  Between Hijab and MSNBC

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. nO TV FOR YOU MISS, NO NYT FOR YOU MISS.

DO THE LAUNDRY.  WASH YOUR HAIR.  YOU ARE NOT INTELLECTUAL ENOUGH LIKE THE PEOPLE ON NEWS HOUR............WHAT'S YOUR MOTIVE TO WATCH ALL THESE NEWS?

My motive/

Let me tell you guys.

My motive is to talk about all the things people already know...

like all the lazy actors/comedians/performance artists who can not create a real character

but still call themselves, playwrights/actors/performers

All the lazy people, all the least talented people who repeat what they heard or watched

and get ahead....

Lets get ahead...

Oh! another murder?

Oh! this time is a terrorist.  The last killer was mentally ill.  This one is a terrorist.
He said, Allah ho Akbar before he pulled the triger.  The last one?  Oh! we don't know the motive...
Mental illness maybe?  But we are not sure...

TRUMP; again?

No way...Did he call some one a moron or some one else called him a moron?

What's the motive?