SYBIL'S RULES OF FRIENDSHIP

1: Have no friends at all

2: Never waste your precious time for a small bonus of money

3: Sybil doesn't need money from any one. If Mary who always claims that its God who

gives her money and she doesn't need a human being for it than Sybil must have the same god

who will provide for her too.

4: Now Sybil will have her precious time, her energy, her knowledge and her own money.

Sybil's god is as generous as Mary's. He will provide for Sybil like he provides for Mary.

5: Work is Sybil's friend. Work, work, work, work. Sybil should take her work as seriously as

Mary does. Mary does not spare one minute of her time when she is working. Sybil also

want people to adjust to her timetable and to her own convenience.

6: Sybil should learn all the good things from Mary. Mary's work, Mary's convenience comes

first. Everything else and everyone else comes second. And Like Mary Sybil should not

have any time for any one else but herself and only she must count.

7: Sybil will only do things which involves her immediate needs and interests such as

Writing

Reading

Walking

Drawing

Gym

Typing

Publishing

Performing

Seeing theater

Doing theater

Holidays

Art

Arranging and rearranging the apt

Contacts for work

Contacts for social life

8: No arguments with friends

9: No arguments with any one

10: Quietly walk away

11: Be very private

12: Do not tell a soul about your plans

13: Do not discuss politics with friends

14: Do not discuss politics with any one

15: Dat trips

Hamptons

Brighton beach

Brooklyn

Hudson,N.Y.

16: Hide yourself, disappear

17: Don't talk much with your friends

18: Don't talk to any one

19: Don't talk at all to any one

20: Put a cap on your mouth at all times.

21: Have no friends period

22: Travel

Spain

Beirut

Jordan

Syria

Egypt

Morocco

China

23: To hell with people.