2ND DRAFT OF: PROLOGUE: ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA
ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA
BY
BINA SHARIF
(copyright):binasharif 2019
DETECTIVE:HARRY CUMMING
PROLOGUE:
A TOP MOST BRITISH THEATER CRITIC DANA AUSTIN
WAS MURDERED IN NYC A FEW WEEKS AGO.
SHE HASN'T BEEN IN NY FOR VERY LONG TIME BUT HAD BECOME THE MOST
FEARED CHIEF DRAMA CRITIC.
HER THEATER REVIEWS MADE OR BROKE THE SHOW
MOSTLY BROKE IT.
AFTER HER GHASTLY REVIEWS, PLAYWRIGHTS NEVER WORKED AGAIN.
PRODUCERS COULD NEVER SELL THE MOVIE RIGHTS OF THOSE FAILED PLAYS.
MOST OF THE PRODUCERS LOST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, LEFT THEIR PROFESSION
AND BECAME REAL ESTATE OWNERS AND BUILD HUDSON YARD IN MANHATTAN...
TO TAKE REVENGE ON THE AEASTHETICS OF ART, THE ARTIST AND THE CRITIC.
IF SOME ONE RING YOUDETESTED YOU AND WANTED YOU TO DIE, THEY WON'T
HAVE TO THINK OF MURDERING YOU, THEY CAN SUGGEST FOR YOU TO VISIT
HUDSON YARD ON 3OTH ST AND 11TH AVE...
YOU WILL JUST DROP DEAD THERE BECAUSE OF LACK OF AIR AND OXYGEN...
"JUDGE WILL GIVE HIS VERDICT, "NO CRIME WAS COMMITED, THE VICTIM DIED
OF HIS OWN FREE WILL. HE WAS A FAILED PLAYWRIGHT BECAUSE OF Ms.AUSTIN'S
REVIEW AND HE JUST WENT TO HUDSON YARD TO DIE."
BUT FORGIVE ME.
I DIGRESS.
I AM HERE TO QUESTION ONE OF THE SUSPECTS IN DANA AUSTIN'SMURDER.
THERE ARE A FEW SUSPECTS BUT I AM HERE TO QUESTION NADANI,
THE HOUSE KEEPER OF Ms. AUSTIN.
DANA AUSTION WAS BRITISH AND NADNI IS INDIAN.
AND IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF BRITISH AND INDIA'S HISTORY, IT WOULD
MAKE NADNI THE ,"PRIME SUSPECT"
DANA AUSTIN WAS MURDERD WIITH A TEA BAG, ENGLISH BREAKFAST
TEA BAG NEVERTHELESS.
THE TEA BAG WAS LACED WITH A KIND OF POISON WHICH TAKES IT'S TIME
AND KILLS A BIT SLOWLY AS COMPARED TO THE FAST KILLING POISON
WHICH KILLS INSTANTLY.
THE KILLER WAS SMART.
THE SECOND SUSPECT IS Ms. DANA'S WEALTHY EX HUSBAND'S CHILDREN.
HER EX HUSBAND DETESTED HIS CHILDREN AND CALLED THEM ,"BRATS."
AND LEFT ALL HIS MONEY IN HIS WILL FOR Ms. AUSTIN.
I DON'T BLAME HIM. CHILDREN ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE..
THAT'S THE REASON I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN MYSELF.
I WOULD HAVE KILLED THEM MYSELF AND SAVED ME A LOT OF MONEY
BY NEVER HIRING ANOTHER DETECTIVE. I AM THE DETECTIVE MYSELF.
I WOULD HAVE SOLVED THE MURDER MYSTERY MUCH FASTER.
I WOULD HAVE TOLD THE JURY,
"HEY YOU IDIOTS, I DID IT. I KILLED MY
.
AWFUL, STUPID, UNGRATEFUL MONSTERS NAMED, "CHILDREN" MYSELF.
NO ONE WOULD HAVE BELIEVED ME AND THE JUDGE WOULD HAVE PUT SOME
INNOCENT IMMIGRANT OR A BLACK PERSON IN JAIL FOR LIFE.
OR EXECUTED THEM WITH LETHEL INJECTION. I DIDN'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN
SO I DECIDED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.
BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT MY UNBORN BRATS, THE CASE IS ABOUT DANA AUSTIN..
SHE DIED ON THE NIGHT OF THE OPENING OF A NEW PLAY CALLED, "SUSPICION"
BY A BRAND NEW PLAYWRIGHT, MAGRATH MAGRATH...
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT?
WELL, WELL, THE PRODUCTION TEAM DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THE RISK
OF A GHASTLY REVIEW BY HER SO THEY KILLED HER. SIMPLE AS ALL THAT.
THAT IS ONE POSSIBILITY. BUT THERE IS MORE DRAMA IN THIS DRAMA.
BESIDE THE PEOPLE IN THE PRODUCTION UNIT THERE IS ONE MORE SUSPECT.
Mr. TUSCONY, BILL TUSCONY, DANA AUSTIN'S YOUNG LOVER WHO WAS AFTER HER
MONEY.
A HANDSOME HOODLUM, HIDDEN IN AN ARMANI SUIT.
SHE WAS CRAZY ABOUT HIM.
A BRILLIANT WOMAN IN LOVE WITH A HUSTLER, IT'S BEYOND ME.
LONELY PERHAPS...
GOING TO THE THEATER EVERY NIGHT AND WATCHING STUPID PLAYS?
THOSE MUSICAL AND SILLY SHOWS DON'T NOURISH ONE'S SOUL AND WHEN SOUL
IS HUNGRY, ONE IS VERY, VERY LONELY.
SO SHE HUNG ON TO BILL'S GOOD LOOKS.
HE GAVE HER SEX
AND WANTED MONEY IN RETURN. HE FOOLED DANA AUSTIN.
SHE BELIEVED BILL LOVED HER...
COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK.
MONEY AND REVENGE...TWO GREAT MOTIVES TO KILL.
BILL TUSCONY'S MOTIVE WAS, "MONEY"
AND NADNI'S MOTIVE WAS, "REVENGE"
STILL NADNI IS BY FAR THE MOST IMPORTANT PRIME SUSPECT IN THIS MURDER
MYSTERY.
SHE IS INDIAN HOUSE KEEPER OF A BRITISH LADY WITH CENTURIES OF ANGER
AGAINST THE BRITISH COLONIALISM... AND THE BRITISH LADY IS DEAD,
KILLED BY AN ENGLISH BREAKFAT TEA BAG LACED ITH POISON?
WHAT AN IMAGINARY REVENGE MURDER CASE...I LOVE IT.
(looks at his watch)
AND WHERE IS SHE? MAKING A DTECTIVE WAIT...SHE MUST BE FRIGHTENED TO
DEATH.
(looks at his watch again...looks up, see her entering the room)
HERE SHE COMES
(Nandani enters, he stand up, make a gesture for her to sit down. she sits, he sits after her, silence for a few seconds)
HARRY CUMMING: (Speaks)
THE BRITISH AND
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Sunday, May 19, 2019
DREAM WORLD
DREAM WORLD
Plan to visit a few places you have been talking about for decades
TURKEY
LEBANON
JORDAN
EGYPT
MORROCO
CHINA
IRAN
RUSSIA
So, why don't we start with Turkey?
Go to Istumbol
and then to
Beirut
And then to
Jordan?
MORROCO, Marakesh,
CHINA, Shenghai...Beijing
GET THE PAKISTANI PASSPORT
Russia,
Iran
AT LEAST DO TURKEY AND BEIRUT WHILE K IS STILL WORKING
CHINA WHEN YOU VISIT ISLAMABAD.
PORTUGAL WITH K
BARCELLONA WITH K
SIENNA WITH K
NAPOLI WITH K
AMALFI COAST WITH K
LONDON WITH K
TRY TO MAKE IT TO ISTUMBUL IN SEPT 2019 AND GO FROM THERE TO BEIRUT
MAYBE JANUARY 2020 TO QAIRO AND ALEXENDRIA...
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
Plan to visit a few places you have been talking about for decades
TURKEY
LEBANON
JORDAN
EGYPT
MORROCO
CHINA
IRAN
RUSSIA
So, why don't we start with Turkey?
Go to Istumbol
and then to
Beirut
And then to
Jordan?
MORROCO, Marakesh,
CHINA, Shenghai...Beijing
GET THE PAKISTANI PASSPORT
Russia,
Iran
AT LEAST DO TURKEY AND BEIRUT WHILE K IS STILL WORKING
CHINA WHEN YOU VISIT ISLAMABAD.
PORTUGAL WITH K
BARCELLONA WITH K
SIENNA WITH K
NAPOLI WITH K
AMALFI COAST WITH K
LONDON WITH K
TRY TO MAKE IT TO ISTUMBUL IN SEPT 2019 AND GO FROM THERE TO BEIRUT
MAYBE JANUARY 2020 TO QAIRO AND ALEXENDRIA...
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
MAY BE?
Saturday, May 18, 2019
PROLOGUE, ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA
PROLOGUE:
"ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA"
BY
BINA SHARIF
(copyright: binasharif 2019)
HARRY CUMMING: (DETECTIVE)
PROLOGUE:
HARRY CUMMING:
A VERY ESTABLISHED BRITISH THEATER CRITIC
WAS MURDERED IN NYC A FEW WEEKS AGO.
IT'S THE BIGGEST SCANDEL OF THE DECADE.
THE BRITISH BORN CRITIC NAMED DANA AUSTIN
HAD BEEN LIVING IN NEW YORK
CITY FOR FEW YEARS AND IN SUCH A SHORT TIME
SHE HAD BECOME THE MOST FEARED THEATER CRITIC
IN AMERICA AND GREAT BRITIAN. HER THEATER
REVIEWS, HER THEATER CRITICISM WAS MOST FEROCIOUS.
PRODUCERS, DIRECTORS, ACTORS TREMBLED AND
SHIVERED BEFORE THEY OPENED THE NEWS PAPERS
TO READ HER REVIEWS.
HER REVIEWS MADE AND BROKE THE SHOWS,
USUALLY BROKE THEM. SHE WAS SO TOUGH
THAT SOME PRODUCERS NEVER PRODUCED ANY MORE SHOWS AFTER SHE
SLAUGHERED THEM .
AND SAME GOES FOR THE PLAYWRIGHTS, DIRECTORS AND ACTORS.
THEY NEVER WORKED AGAIN.
SOME ENDED UP IN MENTAL INSTITUTION,
SOME BECOME MORPHINE ADDICTS.
SOME LEFT THE COUNTRY AND CHANGED THEIR NAMES.
THEY BECAME REAL ESTATE AGENTS.
AND TO TAKE REVENGE ON THE CULTURE AND ARTISTIC INSTITUTIONS,
THEY CAME BACK TO NEW YORK AND BUILT UGLY...
HIGH RISES WITH LOTS OF STEEL AND CEMENT
TO SHUN ART AND ARTISTS FROM THE CITY AND IT'S ART...
FOR THE REST OF THEIR POOR ARTISTIC LIVES.
THOSE FAILED THEATER PRODUCERS BECAUSE OF Ms. AUSTIN'S REVIEWS
GAVE UP HEATER AND BUILD HUDSON YARD.
TAKE REVENGE ON DANA AUSTIN'S ARTISTIC EXPRESSION
AS A HIGHLY ACCLAIMED DETECTIVE,
MY APPEAL TO THE ARTISTS, EVEN THE ONE'S WHO HAVE
FAILED IN THEIR PROFESSION IS NEVER TO ENTER HUDSON YARD.
BECAUSE THEY MIGHT NOT DIE OF SUICIDE FOR FAILING
BUT FOR SURE THEY WILL SUFFOCATE, UNABLE TO BREATH
BECAUSE THERE IS NO, "NATURAL "AIR" IN HUDSON YARD.
THEY WILL JUUST DROP DEAD. UNABLE TO BREATH, THE END.
TRUST ME, I HAVE BEEN RECENTLY CALLED
TO INVESTIGATE SOME DEATHS AT HUDSON YARD.
MY FINDINGS WERE THAT NO CRIME WAS COMMITTED
AS FAR AS THE ARTIST'S DEATH WAS CONCERNED,
THEY COULDN'T BREATH. SIMPLE AS AL THAT.
THEY DIED BECAUSE NO OXYGEN AND THE CULPRIT WAS
HUDSON YARD...
BUT THE BUILDING IS SO HUGE
THAT NO JUDGE COULD PUT IT IN JAIL.
THERE IS NO JAIL
HIGH ENOUGH,
TO IMPRISON HUDSON YARD.
BUT FORGIVE ME BECAUSE I AM DIGRESSING.
RIGHT NOW I AM HIRED TO SOLVE
THE MURDER OF Ms. AUUSTIN, DANA AUSTIN,
THE MOST FABOULOUS BRITISH WRITER,
A THEATER CRITIC WHO DROPPED DEAD.
DEAD ON THE OPENING NIGHT OF A BROADWAY PLAY CALLED, "SUSPICION"
SUSPICION OF WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I DIDN''T GO TO THE SHOW.
MANY TIMES I AVOID GOING TO THE THEATER ESPECIALLY
WHEN THE PLAY IS ABOUT A CRIME.
BECAUSE THE WAY THE PLAYWRIGHTS SOLVE
THE CRIME IN THEIR LOUSY PLAYS IS A CRIME IN-ITSELF.
IF I SAW THOSE PLAYS I SHALL FOR SURE LOSE
MY SHARPNESS AND ABILITY TO SOLVE THE REAL CRIME.
Ms. AUSTIN WAS AT THE OPENING NIGHT AS USUSAL
AT THE THEATER FOR"SUSPICION," WRITTEN BY MAGRATH MAGRATH.
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THIS?
OH! WELL, Mr. MAGRATH HAD BEEN EXTREMLY FAMOUS
TILL Ms.ASTIN ARRIVED IN NEW YORK.
HE GOT THE WORST REVIEWS
BY HER IN THE PAST AND HASN'T BEEN PRODUCED
ON BROADWAY FOR A WHILE
AND HIM, AND HIS PRRIBLE REVIEW.ODUCERS WERE EXPECTIG HIS COME BACK.
THEY COULDN'T TAKE A RISK OF ANOTHER OF Ms.AUSTIN'S HORRIBLE REVIEW.
THEY HAD ALREADY LOST BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
FOR MOVIE RIGHTS AND FOREIGN CONTRACTS.
SO PERHAPS ONE OF THEM, THE PRODUCER, THE DIRECTOR OR
THE PLAYWRIGHT HIMSELF...
DECIDED TO BUMP HER OFF ON THE OPENING NIGHT
BEFORE HER REVIEW IS PUBLISHED.
USUSALY THE CRITICS WRITE THEIRE REVIEWS
DURING THE PREVIEW NIGHTS AND WAIT TILL THE OPENING NIGHT
BEFORE THEY PUBLISH THEM.
BUT IN THIS CASE...
THERE WAS NO REVIEW ON DANA AUSTIN'S COMPUTER.
OR ON THE COMPUTERS OF THE MOST POWERFUL NEWSPAPERS SHE WROTHE
I AM CERTAIN THAT HER EXTREMELY NEGATIV REVIEW WAS DELETED.
CULPRIT OR CULPRITS DELETED IT.
WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE BECAUSE THIS CASE IS RECENT.
IT'S ONE OF THE MOST HIGH CALIBER CELEBRITY MURDER.
SO, IN MY OPINION, THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THE PRODUCTION
THIS PLAY, "SUSPICION" ARE KILLERS OR AT LEAST ARE THE SUSPECTS.
FOR SURE THEY ARE THE,"SUSPECTS."
BUT BESIDE THEM THERE ARE A FEW MORE SUSPECTS.
THE MYSTERY DRAMA IS NOT COMPLETE YET.
THE INVESTIGATION IS IN IT'S PRELIMINARY STAGE.
IT'S, LIKE WORK IN PROGRESS IN THE THEATER WORLD.
YOU SEE WHEN THERE IS NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE IN THE PLAY,
THE CREATIVE TEAM CALLS IT, "A WORK IN PROGRESS"
THAT'S WHY MANY MURDERS ARE NEVER SOLVED BECAUSE,
THE DETECIVES COPY THE SCENARIO OF BAD MYSTERY PLAYS
IN SOLVING THE CRIME.
THOSE SO CALLED SOLUTIONS OF MURDERS ARE ALWAYS LIKE A WORK IN
PROGRESSGOING
BUT TRUST ME, I AM GOING TO SOLVE THIS GHASTLY MURDER.
Ms. AUSTIN WAS MURDERED WITH A TEA BAG, AN ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA BAG
NEVER THELESS. LACED WITH A KIND OF POISON WHICH KILLS A BIT SLOWLY,
AS COMPARED TO THE FAST KILLING POISONS.
THIS KIND OF POISON TAKES IT'S TIME.
SO, THERE ARE A FEW MORE SUSPECTS TO BE QUESTIONED.
THE PRIME SUSPECT IS DANA AUSTIN'S...
HOUSE KEEPER, NANDANI.
Ms. DANA'S STEP CHILDREN WHO WERE EXCLUDED FROM THE WILL
OF HER WEALTHY HUSBAND ARE ALSO SUSPECTS.
HER EX HUSBAND DTESTED HIS CHILDREN AND CALLED THEM, "BRATS"
I AGREE WITH HIM. THAT'S WHY I NEVER HAD CHILDREN.
I WOULD HAVE KILLED THEM MYSELF.
I WOULD HAVE SAVED LOTS OF MONEY
STEP CHILDREN WHOM THEIR FATHER DETESTED FOR SOME REASON, I GUESS
BECAUSE HE NEVER WANTED THOSE BRATS, CALLED, "CHILDREN"
LIKE ME, I NEVER WANTED CHILDREN MYSELF. I KNOW I WOULD HAVE KILLED
THEM.
IN MY CASE IT WOULD HAVE SAVED ME LOTS OF MONEY...
BECAUSE I WON'T HAVE TO HIRE A DETECTIVE TO SOLVE THE MURDER
AND I WOULD HAVE SOLVED THE MURDER OF MY BRATS FAST,.
"HEY ALL OF YOU IDIOTS I DID IT. I KILLED MY AWFUL, STUPID,
UNGRATEFUL, MONSTERS CALLED, "CHILDREN.
BUT NO ONE WOULD HAVE BELIEVED ME.
" HOW CAN A DETECTIVE KILL HIS OWN CHILDREN?" THE
STUPID JURY WOULD QUESTION FOR DAYS,
AND PUT SOME INNOCENT IMMIGRNT OR A BLACK MAN IN JAIL.
I DIDN'T WANT ONE OF THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE TO GO
TO JAIL SO I DECIDED NEVER TO HAVE CHILDREN.
Ms. AUSTIN'S EX HUSBAND ALSO NEVER WANTED CHILDREN BUT BECAUSE
THE PLEASURE OF FEW SECOND'S SEX,
THEY WERE BORN AND WERE HATED FOR THE
REST OF THEIR LIVES. HE LEFT ALL HIS MONEY FOR DANA AUSTIN
AND MONEY IS ALWAYS ONE OF THE REASON PEOPLE MURDER
MONEY AND REVENGE...
TWO GRAND REASON IN MY VIEW ARE THE TIPS TOWARDS SOLVING
A MURDER MYSTERY.
JUST FOLLOW THE MONEY AND THE INTENTION OF ,"REVENGE."
AND YOU HAVE THE ANSWER AND THE SOLUTION.
THE THIRD SUSPECT IS BILL TUSCONY,
A HANDSOME YOUNG HOODLUM HIDEN IN AN
ARMANI SUIT.
Ms. AUSTIN WAS CRAZY ABOUT HIM. SUCH A BRILLIANT AND
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN LOVE WITH A HUSTLER...BEYOND ME...
LONELY PERHAPS.
GOING TO THE THEATER EVERY NIGHT AND WATCHING STUPID
PLAYS IS NOT THE POETRY OF THE SOUL
AND WHEN SOUL IS EMPTY ONE IS EXTREMELY LONELY.
BILL TUSCONY KNEW THAT SHE HAD TONS OF MONEY AND
WAS LONELY THUS VULNERABLE.
MONEY IS THE ONLY THING HE WANTED.
HE GAVE HER GOOD SEX AND HE WAS
HOPING TO GET GOOD MONEY IN RETURN.
SO HE BUMPED HER OFF...
BUT NANDNI IS THE MOST BELIEVABLE SUSPECT SO FAR...
SHE IS INDIAN AND DANA AUSTIN WAS BRITISH .
AND IF YOU KNOW THE HISTORY OF BRITIAN AND INDIA...
YOU MIGHT NOT DOUBT HER BEING A CULPRIT.
REVENGE WOULD BE THE MOTIVE IN HER CASE.
SO SINCE THE INVESTIGATION HAS JUST BEGUN
AND NANDNI IS THE PRIME SUSPECT
I AM HERE AT DANA AUSTIN'S APT TO QUESTION HER...
SHE IS THE INDIAN HOUSE KEEPER OF A BRITISH LADY...
AND BRIISH LADY IS DEAD, KILLED BY A TEA BAG,
ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA BAG LACED WITH POISON...
WHAT AN IMAGINATIVE REVENGE MURDER...
BUT WHERE IS SHE?
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
MAYBE MY TIME IS ALREADY UP?
BUT I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT QUESTIOING THE PRIME SUSPECT...
SHE MUST BE FRIGHTENED TO DEATH... OH!
HERE SHE COMES...
(Nandani comes on stage and join the detective. They both sit down )
NEXT SCENE:
"ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA"
BY
BINA SHARIF
(copyright: binasharif 2019)
HARRY CUMMING: (DETECTIVE)
PROLOGUE:
HARRY CUMMING:
A VERY ESTABLISHED BRITISH THEATER CRITIC
WAS MURDERED IN NYC A FEW WEEKS AGO.
IT'S THE BIGGEST SCANDEL OF THE DECADE.
THE BRITISH BORN CRITIC NAMED DANA AUSTIN
HAD BEEN LIVING IN NEW YORK
CITY FOR FEW YEARS AND IN SUCH A SHORT TIME
SHE HAD BECOME THE MOST FEARED THEATER CRITIC
IN AMERICA AND GREAT BRITIAN. HER THEATER
REVIEWS, HER THEATER CRITICISM WAS MOST FEROCIOUS.
PRODUCERS, DIRECTORS, ACTORS TREMBLED AND
SHIVERED BEFORE THEY OPENED THE NEWS PAPERS
TO READ HER REVIEWS.
HER REVIEWS MADE AND BROKE THE SHOWS,
USUALLY BROKE THEM. SHE WAS SO TOUGH
THAT SOME PRODUCERS NEVER PRODUCED ANY MORE SHOWS AFTER SHE
SLAUGHERED THEM .
AND SAME GOES FOR THE PLAYWRIGHTS, DIRECTORS AND ACTORS.
THEY NEVER WORKED AGAIN.
SOME ENDED UP IN MENTAL INSTITUTION,
SOME BECOME MORPHINE ADDICTS.
SOME LEFT THE COUNTRY AND CHANGED THEIR NAMES.
THEY BECAME REAL ESTATE AGENTS.
AND TO TAKE REVENGE ON THE CULTURE AND ARTISTIC INSTITUTIONS,
THEY CAME BACK TO NEW YORK AND BUILT UGLY...
HIGH RISES WITH LOTS OF STEEL AND CEMENT
TO SHUN ART AND ARTISTS FROM THE CITY AND IT'S ART...
FOR THE REST OF THEIR POOR ARTISTIC LIVES.
THOSE FAILED THEATER PRODUCERS BECAUSE OF Ms. AUSTIN'S REVIEWS
GAVE UP HEATER AND BUILD HUDSON YARD.
TAKE REVENGE ON DANA AUSTIN'S ARTISTIC EXPRESSION
AS A HIGHLY ACCLAIMED DETECTIVE,
MY APPEAL TO THE ARTISTS, EVEN THE ONE'S WHO HAVE
FAILED IN THEIR PROFESSION IS NEVER TO ENTER HUDSON YARD.
BECAUSE THEY MIGHT NOT DIE OF SUICIDE FOR FAILING
BUT FOR SURE THEY WILL SUFFOCATE, UNABLE TO BREATH
BECAUSE THERE IS NO, "NATURAL "AIR" IN HUDSON YARD.
THEY WILL JUUST DROP DEAD. UNABLE TO BREATH, THE END.
TRUST ME, I HAVE BEEN RECENTLY CALLED
TO INVESTIGATE SOME DEATHS AT HUDSON YARD.
MY FINDINGS WERE THAT NO CRIME WAS COMMITTED
AS FAR AS THE ARTIST'S DEATH WAS CONCERNED,
THEY COULDN'T BREATH. SIMPLE AS AL THAT.
THEY DIED BECAUSE NO OXYGEN AND THE CULPRIT WAS
HUDSON YARD...
BUT THE BUILDING IS SO HUGE
THAT NO JUDGE COULD PUT IT IN JAIL.
THERE IS NO JAIL
HIGH ENOUGH,
TO IMPRISON HUDSON YARD.
BUT FORGIVE ME BECAUSE I AM DIGRESSING.
RIGHT NOW I AM HIRED TO SOLVE
THE MURDER OF Ms. AUUSTIN, DANA AUSTIN,
THE MOST FABOULOUS BRITISH WRITER,
A THEATER CRITIC WHO DROPPED DEAD.
DEAD ON THE OPENING NIGHT OF A BROADWAY PLAY CALLED, "SUSPICION"
SUSPICION OF WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I DIDN''T GO TO THE SHOW.
MANY TIMES I AVOID GOING TO THE THEATER ESPECIALLY
WHEN THE PLAY IS ABOUT A CRIME.
BECAUSE THE WAY THE PLAYWRIGHTS SOLVE
THE CRIME IN THEIR LOUSY PLAYS IS A CRIME IN-ITSELF.
IF I SAW THOSE PLAYS I SHALL FOR SURE LOSE
MY SHARPNESS AND ABILITY TO SOLVE THE REAL CRIME.
Ms. AUSTIN WAS AT THE OPENING NIGHT AS USUSAL
AT THE THEATER FOR"SUSPICION," WRITTEN BY MAGRATH MAGRATH.
WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THIS?
OH! WELL, Mr. MAGRATH HAD BEEN EXTREMLY FAMOUS
TILL Ms.ASTIN ARRIVED IN NEW YORK.
HE GOT THE WORST REVIEWS
BY HER IN THE PAST AND HASN'T BEEN PRODUCED
ON BROADWAY FOR A WHILE
AND HIM, AND HIS PRRIBLE REVIEW.ODUCERS WERE EXPECTIG HIS COME BACK.
THEY COULDN'T TAKE A RISK OF ANOTHER OF Ms.AUSTIN'S HORRIBLE REVIEW.
THEY HAD ALREADY LOST BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
FOR MOVIE RIGHTS AND FOREIGN CONTRACTS.
SO PERHAPS ONE OF THEM, THE PRODUCER, THE DIRECTOR OR
THE PLAYWRIGHT HIMSELF...
DECIDED TO BUMP HER OFF ON THE OPENING NIGHT
BEFORE HER REVIEW IS PUBLISHED.
USUSALY THE CRITICS WRITE THEIRE REVIEWS
DURING THE PREVIEW NIGHTS AND WAIT TILL THE OPENING NIGHT
BEFORE THEY PUBLISH THEM.
BUT IN THIS CASE...
THERE WAS NO REVIEW ON DANA AUSTIN'S COMPUTER.
OR ON THE COMPUTERS OF THE MOST POWERFUL NEWSPAPERS SHE WROTHE
I AM CERTAIN THAT HER EXTREMELY NEGATIV REVIEW WAS DELETED.
CULPRIT OR CULPRITS DELETED IT.
WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE BECAUSE THIS CASE IS RECENT.
IT'S ONE OF THE MOST HIGH CALIBER CELEBRITY MURDER.
SO, IN MY OPINION, THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THE PRODUCTION
THIS PLAY, "SUSPICION" ARE KILLERS OR AT LEAST ARE THE SUSPECTS.
FOR SURE THEY ARE THE,"SUSPECTS."
BUT BESIDE THEM THERE ARE A FEW MORE SUSPECTS.
THE MYSTERY DRAMA IS NOT COMPLETE YET.
THE INVESTIGATION IS IN IT'S PRELIMINARY STAGE.
IT'S, LIKE WORK IN PROGRESS IN THE THEATER WORLD.
YOU SEE WHEN THERE IS NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE IN THE PLAY,
THE CREATIVE TEAM CALLS IT, "A WORK IN PROGRESS"
THAT'S WHY MANY MURDERS ARE NEVER SOLVED BECAUSE,
THE DETECIVES COPY THE SCENARIO OF BAD MYSTERY PLAYS
IN SOLVING THE CRIME.
THOSE SO CALLED SOLUTIONS OF MURDERS ARE ALWAYS LIKE A WORK IN
PROGRESSGOING
BUT TRUST ME, I AM GOING TO SOLVE THIS GHASTLY MURDER.
Ms. AUSTIN WAS MURDERED WITH A TEA BAG, AN ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA BAG
NEVER THELESS. LACED WITH A KIND OF POISON WHICH KILLS A BIT SLOWLY,
AS COMPARED TO THE FAST KILLING POISONS.
THIS KIND OF POISON TAKES IT'S TIME.
SO, THERE ARE A FEW MORE SUSPECTS TO BE QUESTIONED.
THE PRIME SUSPECT IS DANA AUSTIN'S...
HOUSE KEEPER, NANDANI.
Ms. DANA'S STEP CHILDREN WHO WERE EXCLUDED FROM THE WILL
OF HER WEALTHY HUSBAND ARE ALSO SUSPECTS.
HER EX HUSBAND DTESTED HIS CHILDREN AND CALLED THEM, "BRATS"
I AGREE WITH HIM. THAT'S WHY I NEVER HAD CHILDREN.
I WOULD HAVE KILLED THEM MYSELF.
I WOULD HAVE SAVED LOTS OF MONEY
STEP CHILDREN WHOM THEIR FATHER DETESTED FOR SOME REASON, I GUESS
BECAUSE HE NEVER WANTED THOSE BRATS, CALLED, "CHILDREN"
LIKE ME, I NEVER WANTED CHILDREN MYSELF. I KNOW I WOULD HAVE KILLED
THEM.
IN MY CASE IT WOULD HAVE SAVED ME LOTS OF MONEY...
BECAUSE I WON'T HAVE TO HIRE A DETECTIVE TO SOLVE THE MURDER
AND I WOULD HAVE SOLVED THE MURDER OF MY BRATS FAST,.
"HEY ALL OF YOU IDIOTS I DID IT. I KILLED MY AWFUL, STUPID,
UNGRATEFUL, MONSTERS CALLED, "CHILDREN.
BUT NO ONE WOULD HAVE BELIEVED ME.
" HOW CAN A DETECTIVE KILL HIS OWN CHILDREN?" THE
STUPID JURY WOULD QUESTION FOR DAYS,
AND PUT SOME INNOCENT IMMIGRNT OR A BLACK MAN IN JAIL.
I DIDN'T WANT ONE OF THOSE INNOCENT PEOPLE TO GO
TO JAIL SO I DECIDED NEVER TO HAVE CHILDREN.
Ms. AUSTIN'S EX HUSBAND ALSO NEVER WANTED CHILDREN BUT BECAUSE
THE PLEASURE OF FEW SECOND'S SEX,
THEY WERE BORN AND WERE HATED FOR THE
REST OF THEIR LIVES. HE LEFT ALL HIS MONEY FOR DANA AUSTIN
AND MONEY IS ALWAYS ONE OF THE REASON PEOPLE MURDER
MONEY AND REVENGE...
TWO GRAND REASON IN MY VIEW ARE THE TIPS TOWARDS SOLVING
A MURDER MYSTERY.
JUST FOLLOW THE MONEY AND THE INTENTION OF ,"REVENGE."
AND YOU HAVE THE ANSWER AND THE SOLUTION.
THE THIRD SUSPECT IS BILL TUSCONY,
A HANDSOME YOUNG HOODLUM HIDEN IN AN
ARMANI SUIT.
Ms. AUSTIN WAS CRAZY ABOUT HIM. SUCH A BRILLIANT AND
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN LOVE WITH A HUSTLER...BEYOND ME...
LONELY PERHAPS.
GOING TO THE THEATER EVERY NIGHT AND WATCHING STUPID
PLAYS IS NOT THE POETRY OF THE SOUL
AND WHEN SOUL IS EMPTY ONE IS EXTREMELY LONELY.
BILL TUSCONY KNEW THAT SHE HAD TONS OF MONEY AND
WAS LONELY THUS VULNERABLE.
MONEY IS THE ONLY THING HE WANTED.
HE GAVE HER GOOD SEX AND HE WAS
HOPING TO GET GOOD MONEY IN RETURN.
SO HE BUMPED HER OFF...
BUT NANDNI IS THE MOST BELIEVABLE SUSPECT SO FAR...
SHE IS INDIAN AND DANA AUSTIN WAS BRITISH .
AND IF YOU KNOW THE HISTORY OF BRITIAN AND INDIA...
YOU MIGHT NOT DOUBT HER BEING A CULPRIT.
REVENGE WOULD BE THE MOTIVE IN HER CASE.
SO SINCE THE INVESTIGATION HAS JUST BEGUN
AND NANDNI IS THE PRIME SUSPECT
I AM HERE AT DANA AUSTIN'S APT TO QUESTION HER...
SHE IS THE INDIAN HOUSE KEEPER OF A BRITISH LADY...
AND BRIISH LADY IS DEAD, KILLED BY A TEA BAG,
ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA BAG LACED WITH POISON...
WHAT AN IMAGINATIVE REVENGE MURDER...
BUT WHERE IS SHE?
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG
MAYBE MY TIME IS ALREADY UP?
BUT I CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT QUESTIOING THE PRIME SUSPECT...
SHE MUST BE FRIGHTENED TO DEATH... OH!
HERE SHE COMES...
(Nandani comes on stage and join the detective. They both sit down )
NEXT SCENE:
Friday, May 17, 2019
DARK
DARK
"THIS CAFE CALLED, "NOWAY" CAFE IS DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK.
"DARKNESS THERE AND NOTHING MORE"
Edgar Allen Poe
"GOOD MORNING HEARTACHE.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KNOW ME WELL."
Billy Holiday
"LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME
I WILL BE ONELY."
Billy Holiday
"Provocation was both hiss mission and a necessity>" Crozco ?
"EVERYTHING SHOULD BE DONE AGAINST THE GRAIN," Crozco
"CONFRONTATIONAL APPEOACH,?
"BANQUET OF THE RICH."
"REJECION AND INDIFFERENE."?
"MINUTES OF MEETING." ?
"O,CONNOR'S AWARENESS OF HER GIFTS GIVES HER
A SPECIAL KIND OF INTEREST IN THEM."
"BE AWARE-
YOU ARE A WRITER
AND A GOOD ONE."
"LEAVE THE DULL CERTAINTITIES OF HOME
AND GO WANDERING."
DESTINATION
GREAT WORLD OUT THERE
"A STROLLER SAUNTERING THROUGH ANONYMOUS
CROWDS IN A NOISY, GREEDY, UNSCRIPTED PANORAMAS
OF THE CITY." Pete Hamil
"HE HAS NO EXACT DESTINATION."
"A POETIC STRAY
EMBRACING CHANCE ACCIDENT."
"I LACKED ALL QUALITIES OF MODERN SUCCESS.
HUSTLE
AGGRESSION
ASSERTIVENESS." BS
"WE ARE
WHO WE WERE."
Pete Hamil
"HOPPING AROUND TO SURPRISE ONLY MYSELF."
"SO IT HAPPENED--
WHAT YOU WANTED
TO HAPPEN
FOR SO LONG...
HAPPENED." BS
"NOT TO PLEASE THE PAID AUDIENCE
THEY ARE ADDRESSED TO THOSE NAMELESS
FACES HE HAS SEEN IN THE CROWDED STREETS." ?
"A WANDERING WITNESS." Flaneur
"WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE." Rosenblatt
"HOW LIKE MYSELF I AM." Rosenblatt
"LETTERS VS EMAIL
"SLOWER
CEREBRAL
WHIRLING
A GESTATION OF INTELLIGENCE
AND REASONING FAR FROM THE INSTANT RESPONSES
DEMANDED BY EMAIL."
"
LETTERS HAD THE POWER TO GRANT US
A LARGER LIFE
AND THEIR PYSICAL PRESENCE CARRIES HUMAN TRACES." ?
"I THINK, THEREFOR I AM." Descartes
"ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE."
Margaret Mead
"THIS CAFE CALLED, "NOWAY" CAFE IS DARK, DARK, DARK, DARK.
"DARKNESS THERE AND NOTHING MORE"
Edgar Allen Poe
"GOOD MORNING HEARTACHE.
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KNOW ME WELL."
Billy Holiday
"LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME
I WILL BE ONELY."
Billy Holiday
"Provocation was both hiss mission and a necessity>" Crozco ?
"EVERYTHING SHOULD BE DONE AGAINST THE GRAIN," Crozco
"CONFRONTATIONAL APPEOACH,?
"BANQUET OF THE RICH."
"REJECION AND INDIFFERENE."?
"MINUTES OF MEETING." ?
"O,CONNOR'S AWARENESS OF HER GIFTS GIVES HER
A SPECIAL KIND OF INTEREST IN THEM."
"BE AWARE-
YOU ARE A WRITER
AND A GOOD ONE."
"LEAVE THE DULL CERTAINTITIES OF HOME
AND GO WANDERING."
DESTINATION
GREAT WORLD OUT THERE
"A STROLLER SAUNTERING THROUGH ANONYMOUS
CROWDS IN A NOISY, GREEDY, UNSCRIPTED PANORAMAS
OF THE CITY." Pete Hamil
"HE HAS NO EXACT DESTINATION."
"A POETIC STRAY
EMBRACING CHANCE ACCIDENT."
"I LACKED ALL QUALITIES OF MODERN SUCCESS.
HUSTLE
AGGRESSION
ASSERTIVENESS." BS
"WE ARE
WHO WE WERE."
Pete Hamil
"HOPPING AROUND TO SURPRISE ONLY MYSELF."
"SO IT HAPPENED--
WHAT YOU WANTED
TO HAPPEN
FOR SO LONG...
HAPPENED." BS
"NOT TO PLEASE THE PAID AUDIENCE
THEY ARE ADDRESSED TO THOSE NAMELESS
FACES HE HAS SEEN IN THE CROWDED STREETS." ?
"A WANDERING WITNESS." Flaneur
"WAITING FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE." Rosenblatt
"HOW LIKE MYSELF I AM." Rosenblatt
"LETTERS VS EMAIL
"SLOWER
CEREBRAL
WHIRLING
A GESTATION OF INTELLIGENCE
AND REASONING FAR FROM THE INSTANT RESPONSES
DEMANDED BY EMAIL."
"
LETTERS HAD THE POWER TO GRANT US
A LARGER LIFE
AND THEIR PYSICAL PRESENCE CARRIES HUMAN TRACES." ?
"I THINK, THEREFOR I AM." Descartes
"ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE."
Margaret Mead
WHATEVER
WHATEVER
"WHATEVER THY HAND FINDETH TO DO,
DO IT WITH THY MIGHT." Annoymus
"READ"
No one wants any one to read books anymore
The so called East Village cafe's are dimly lit and become wine bars after 4pm.
The fancy pretentious cafe's in the fancy pretenious, expensive East village.
East village is now surrounded by Target on one side and Marshall on the other side
In the lower East side there used to be a wonderful market called, Essex Market
Gone now and shifted to Delancy and Essex Crossing. But it's not the same market.
It's like all the other fancy, pretentious, expensive markets like Chelse market
and many others look alikes from the upper East side...Now you can buy a taco for 14 dollars
from ESSEX MARKET on ESSEX CROSSING...How wonderful, how admirable, how new.
How artifical, how fake, how clean, how white...WHITE, WHITE, WHITE with signs such as Mexican food, Morrocan food, Indian food...
But it's white food, white food for white people, white, white, white...
It's like all the dimmly lit East Village Cafe's for white pretentious people who don't read
but from their iphones, they have the light, they don't need the light, they don't complain,,,
Why should they?
They hate books...
People who still read books are considered old fashioned, backward hacks and hags...
Oh! poor readers of books, you are surrounded by loud music, loud people, millions of iphones
and me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me conversation if one can call it conversation...
Readers, go out in the sunshine on a sunny day, sit on a bench and read, no cafe, no market,
save your money and read, fill your heart with books, fill your soul with books, no fake 20 dollar taco for you from new ESSEX MARKET OR ANY OTHER MARKET.
In the evenings when the sun goes down, sit next to your lamp and read, kust read, just keep reading
read, SHAESPEARE, READ BAUDELAIR, READ FLAUBERT,
READ PAUL VALERY,
READ CAMUS,
READ PUSHKIN,
READ CHEKHOV
READ GOGOL,
READ PINTER
READ BECKETT
READ DURAS,
READ EDWARD SAID
READ OSCAR WILDE
READ SEBASTIAN BARRY
READJOHN RUSKIN
READ SARTRE
READ MARLOW
READ MOLIER
READ TURGENEVE
READ DOSTOVESKY
READ DICKENS
READ STRINGBERG
READ IBSEN
READ TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
READ ON A PARK BENCH ON A SUNNY DAY
READ WITH THE LIGHT OF YOUR LAMP AT NIGHT
READ, JUST READ...
FORGET ABOUT THE CAFE'STHE MARKETS, THE PEOPLE WITH THEIR IPHONES
FORGET THEM...
FORGET PEOPLE ESPECIALLY
JUST FORGET THEM
JUST READ.....
"WHATEVER THY HAND FINDETH TO DO,
DO IT WITH THY MIGHT." Annoymus
"READ"
No one wants any one to read books anymore
The so called East Village cafe's are dimly lit and become wine bars after 4pm.
The fancy pretentious cafe's in the fancy pretenious, expensive East village.
East village is now surrounded by Target on one side and Marshall on the other side
In the lower East side there used to be a wonderful market called, Essex Market
Gone now and shifted to Delancy and Essex Crossing. But it's not the same market.
It's like all the other fancy, pretentious, expensive markets like Chelse market
and many others look alikes from the upper East side...Now you can buy a taco for 14 dollars
from ESSEX MARKET on ESSEX CROSSING...How wonderful, how admirable, how new.
How artifical, how fake, how clean, how white...WHITE, WHITE, WHITE with signs such as Mexican food, Morrocan food, Indian food...
But it's white food, white food for white people, white, white, white...
It's like all the dimmly lit East Village Cafe's for white pretentious people who don't read
but from their iphones, they have the light, they don't need the light, they don't complain,,,
Why should they?
They hate books...
People who still read books are considered old fashioned, backward hacks and hags...
Oh! poor readers of books, you are surrounded by loud music, loud people, millions of iphones
and me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me conversation if one can call it conversation...
Readers, go out in the sunshine on a sunny day, sit on a bench and read, no cafe, no market,
save your money and read, fill your heart with books, fill your soul with books, no fake 20 dollar taco for you from new ESSEX MARKET OR ANY OTHER MARKET.
In the evenings when the sun goes down, sit next to your lamp and read, kust read, just keep reading
read, SHAESPEARE, READ BAUDELAIR, READ FLAUBERT,
READ PAUL VALERY,
READ CAMUS,
READ PUSHKIN,
READ CHEKHOV
READ GOGOL,
READ PINTER
READ BECKETT
READ DURAS,
READ EDWARD SAID
READ OSCAR WILDE
READ SEBASTIAN BARRY
READJOHN RUSKIN
READ SARTRE
READ MARLOW
READ MOLIER
READ TURGENEVE
READ DOSTOVESKY
READ DICKENS
READ STRINGBERG
READ IBSEN
READ TENNESSEE WILLIAMS
READ ON A PARK BENCH ON A SUNNY DAY
READ WITH THE LIGHT OF YOUR LAMP AT NIGHT
READ, JUST READ...
FORGET ABOUT THE CAFE'STHE MARKETS, THE PEOPLE WITH THEIR IPHONES
FORGET THEM...
FORGET PEOPLE ESPECIALLY
JUST FORGET THEM
JUST READ.....
Wednesday, May 15, 2019
IMAGINARY ESTATE
IMAGINARY ESTATE
BY
BINA SHARIF
That Estate wlll be given to you if you please
the estate holder.
But you didn't.
You didn't please he estate holder at all.
In fact you annoyed the estate holder
You disobeyed the estate holder
The estate holder is angry at you
You are going to get nothing
Not even an inch of the estate.
Why didn't you obeyed the estate holder?
Why did you annoyed the estate holder?
Now the estate holder going to give you nothing
Now you are not going to get an inch of the estate holder's estate
You didn't kiss ass
Why didn't you kiss ass?
Oh! You didn't know that you have to kiss ass to get the estate?
If you didn't know that, you don't desreve the estate to begin with
Kiss ass is the first condition
Kiss ass is actually the only condition to get his estate
You must agree with all kinds of opinions of the estate holder
You can never assert your own opinion
You must agree to everything the estate holder does or says
And you didn't
You didn't agree with the conditions of the estate holder
You did't kiss is ass
You lost the IMAGINARY ESTATE which was coming to you if you kissed ass
But you didn't
You lost the estate
Even if it was Imaginary
You lost it
YES, YOU LOST THE ESTATE
YOU DIDN'T KISS ASS....
BY
BINA SHARIF
That Estate wlll be given to you if you please
the estate holder.
But you didn't.
You didn't please he estate holder at all.
In fact you annoyed the estate holder
You disobeyed the estate holder
The estate holder is angry at you
You are going to get nothing
Not even an inch of the estate.
Why didn't you obeyed the estate holder?
Why did you annoyed the estate holder?
Now the estate holder going to give you nothing
Now you are not going to get an inch of the estate holder's estate
You didn't kiss ass
Why didn't you kiss ass?
Oh! You didn't know that you have to kiss ass to get the estate?
If you didn't know that, you don't desreve the estate to begin with
Kiss ass is the first condition
Kiss ass is actually the only condition to get his estate
You must agree with all kinds of opinions of the estate holder
You can never assert your own opinion
You must agree to everything the estate holder does or says
And you didn't
You didn't agree with the conditions of the estate holder
You did't kiss is ass
You lost the IMAGINARY ESTATE which was coming to you if you kissed ass
But you didn't
You lost the estate
Even if it was Imaginary
You lost it
YES, YOU LOST THE ESTATE
YOU DIDN'T KISS ASS....
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
Not meant for the kitchen, no, not at all
Get out of the kitchen
Take a shower at night.
The moment you get up, wash up,
Get dressed,
Get out
No activity in the kitchen, no, not at all...
Prepare something,
A sandwitch,
A salad,
A something,
At night
Take it with you,
A piece of fruit,
If nothing else,
IF NOT CAPABLE OF MAKING A SANDWITCH AT NIGHT..
FOR SURE NOT CAPABLE
Just take a piece of fruit
Or some nuts
but get out of the kitchen
AND
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
That's very essential
Especially for you
You are not the type
To be in the kitchen...
YOU GO OUT DARLING
AND READ
AND WRITE
AND
DRAW
AND
THINK
AND
CURSE
PEOPLE
YOU DON'T LIKE
OR
DO NOTHING
BUT
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN...
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE MEANT FOR
NOT FOR THE STOVE,
NOT FOR THE SINK,
NOT FOR THE TOILET
NOT FOR THE LAUNDRY
NOT FOR MOPPING
NOT FORDISHES
NOT FOR CLEANING
CLEANING ANYTHING
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN DARLING
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN...
Not meant for the kitchen, no, not at all
Get out of the kitchen
Take a shower at night.
The moment you get up, wash up,
Get dressed,
Get out
No activity in the kitchen, no, not at all...
Prepare something,
A sandwitch,
A salad,
A something,
At night
Take it with you,
A piece of fruit,
If nothing else,
IF NOT CAPABLE OF MAKING A SANDWITCH AT NIGHT..
FOR SURE NOT CAPABLE
Just take a piece of fruit
Or some nuts
but get out of the kitchen
AND
GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
That's very essential
Especially for you
You are not the type
To be in the kitchen...
YOU GO OUT DARLING
AND READ
AND WRITE
AND
DRAW
AND
THINK
AND
CURSE
PEOPLE
YOU DON'T LIKE
OR
DO NOTHING
BUT
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN...
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE MEANT FOR
NOT FOR THE STOVE,
NOT FOR THE SINK,
NOT FOR THE TOILET
NOT FOR THE LAUNDRY
NOT FOR MOPPING
NOT FORDISHES
NOT FOR CLEANING
CLEANING ANYTHING
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN DARLING
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN...
I GUESS I LOST THE PREVIOUS POST
I GUESS I LOST THE PREVVIOUS POST
"YOU, AN IDIOT
YOU, A NYMCOMPOOF
YOU, AN INCOMPETENT IDIOT
YOU, THE MEDEAVAL, NON PROGRESSIVE, PATHETIC MODERN WOMAN
MODERN?
WHAT A JOKE
LEARN THE F88KING COMPUTER ONE AND FOR ALL
"YOU, AN IDIOT
YOU, A NYMCOMPOOF
YOU, AN INCOMPETENT IDIOT
YOU, THE MEDEAVAL, NON PROGRESSIVE, PATHETIC MODERN WOMAN
MODERN?
WHAT A JOKE
LEARN THE F88KING COMPUTER ONE AND FOR ALL
NEW PLAYS, COMPLETE AND INCOMPLETE
NEW PLAYS, INCOMPLETE
"ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA"
"WE CAME FROM ENGLAND"
"SOME DAY I WILL VISIT DEVON TO FIND MY ENGLISH LOVER"
"LOVE OF AN ENGLISH MAN"
"LONDON, I WILL LOVE YOU AGAIN"
LOOKING FOR YOU IN ENGLAND'
"LOVE OF HIM IN LONDON"
"I CAME TO LOOK FOR YOU IN LONDON'
ENGLAND MUST BE ON MY MIND WHEN I THOUGHT OF LL THESE TITLES.
NEW PROJECT
RIOGY OF PLAYS
1; ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA"
2: WE CAME FROM NGLAND"
3: I CAME TO LOOK FOR YOU IN LONDON"
copyright: binasharif; may 16 2019
"ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA"
"WE CAME FROM ENGLAND"
"SOME DAY I WILL VISIT DEVON TO FIND MY ENGLISH LOVER"
"LOVE OF AN ENGLISH MAN"
"LONDON, I WILL LOVE YOU AGAIN"
LOOKING FOR YOU IN ENGLAND'
"LOVE OF HIM IN LONDON"
"I CAME TO LOOK FOR YOU IN LONDON'
ENGLAND MUST BE ON MY MIND WHEN I THOUGHT OF LL THESE TITLES.
NEW PROJECT
RIOGY OF PLAYS
1; ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA"
2: WE CAME FROM NGLAND"
3: I CAME TO LOOK FOR YOU IN LONDON"
copyright: binasharif; may 16 2019
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