THE SIXTH UNSOPHISTICATED LADY
With your utmost determination, will power and skills
You have created more inferior people than you can imagine...
And soon the planet will be teamed with inferior races...........
THE MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY TO THE OTHER SOPHISTICATED LADY:
What's the matter with them?
We are trying to teach them English which
can certainly make them a little bit superior
and they keep insisting on being at the top of the inferior races
THE SECOND MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY
Its the grammar darling. The Grammar. If you don't understand grammar and its significance in the English language, You can't understand superiority and since you can't understand superiority, you can't become superior.
Its the understanding of things and people and cultures and geography which breeds
superiority, the research...I mean and without the correct grammar, the ambition
can stand in your way.............
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY
But we are trying to teach them.
Why can't they understand that we are in their favor and want to change
their destiny.......
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
But they don't want to change their destiny.....
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
That's pathetic. If you are born inferior thats one thing
but if you want to stay inferior thats a tragedy.
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
But they like tragedy.
Ok, I take it back. Perhaps they don't like tragedy
But they haven't known comedy so they are are not accustomed to it.
They are not accustomed to happiness.
Everytime I see them in National Geographic, they are crying.
Beating their breasts and crying. They are always crying.
Sitting next to corpses and crying.
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY
Well, if we had so many corpses in our streets, we will be crying too.
We won't be able to comprehend comic events right after
seeing corpses littered on the ground.
Sept 11 was enough.
I still can't ever forget it.
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
But we did something about it.
We went and nipped it in the bud.
We went after it like you won't believe it.
Immediate action. No delay.
Take care of it right away otherwise it can happen again..........
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
Again and again........
They should learn a thing or two from us.
I mean we are here to help them.......
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
Really. Came so far away to teach them English and correct grammar.
That's the first step to success. Who will care?
Us, only, democratic nations who are into human rights.
I mean its the right of every human being to learn English
, perfect English, I mean, not that bull shit broken English like, "England people very nice"
kind of English which really shows your inferiority and here we are to teach
them that and they don't seem to care..............
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
They care but they don't understand us........
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
They understand but they don't give a rats ass
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
They should care. We came so far away to help them.
I am not so comfortable in their countries, all these mosquitoes and flies, oh! I can't stand the flies, and the water.............
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
You don't drink the tap water, do you?
FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
No, I don't. God forbid. But who knows what they put in the bottle.
I don't trust them.
SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
But the bottles are sealed, right?
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
They are but still, I don't trust these people. I feel they don't like us.
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
Then why are we here?
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
We are here in the name of democracy and democratic countries
are concerned about human rights. Our NGO is named after that.
THE MISSION OF HELPING NON DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE WHO SOME HOW OR THE OTHER LIKE TO KILL EACH OTHER.
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
How us teaching them Grammar will help them stop killing each other?
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
First, they have to understand us. understand and trust us.
Trust us that we are not here to hurt them.
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
But we just bombed their country........
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
Yes, we did. We have to bomb first. That's the beginning of help.
We need to bomb first and then come in to clean up.
You see the problem is that they don't see the second part of our mission.
That we are here to clean up their mess. They can't just surpass the bombing.
Yes, we bombed them. We did. For their own good. They have been sitting on
their fat assess for so long procrastinating that the democratic world have to do some thing.
We pass a resolution with the UN and the NATO agrees and than we bomb them........wallah..
That's the first step of the reform. The world wide movement to reform and help oppressed
people and women especially. They are the most oppressed. Oh! man, aren't they oppressed?
Look these idiots. We are trying to do our best to make them superior and they keep doing
monologues praising their inferiority. They love to be inferior.
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
It will take them time to learn what we are trying to accomplish here.
Lot of time. All they know is that they are inferior people.
Since centuries they have been told that they are inferior.
We have been telling them too for a long, long time.
Now all of a sudden they can't jump up and down in a bikini and swim
like us and get some exercise for their knees and shoulders so they can stand up
straight and face people like us. Its going to take a long time before they understand
our true purpose of bring in their countries. They think that we are their enemies and we are not................Are we?
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
Are we? Are you kidding me. The enemy will come to this mosquito ridden country
and get malaria and all the other rare diseases which exists in all these exotic
countries.............
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
Its not so exotic a country. I scratch my whole body all day and all night
with loofa and still the bite of mosquito doesn't leave me. I want to go back and take a nice hot shower and go to the opera...............
FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
We are getting paid a lot of money. A lot of money. I have never ever had a job like this
before. So much money, man....where did our NGO boss es got all that money from?
SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
These bombed out countries somehow have more money than our countries. I wonder how?
But they do...........The moment we bomb them, we get great jobs with a lot of money.
THE FIRST MOST SOPHISTICATED LADY:
Because our jobs are tough.
We are dealing with thick headed people.
Look at these ladies.
For last month and a half they have been repeating the same song of being inferior than us.
I mean don't they feel embarrassed?
THE SECOND SOPHISTICATED LADY:
They don't understand the word, "Embarrass."
That's why we are here...........To teach them. (To the rest of the class) Lunch break ladies......
TO BE CONTINUED..........
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