Monday, December 22, 2025

FRAGMENT 4

FRAGMENT 4

A:   EMILY BRONTE WROTE,"WUTHERING. HEIGHTS" AND CHARLOTE. BRONTE WROTE,

      "JANE EYRE"  

B: NO, IT'S OPPOSITE. CHARLOTE WROTE, "WUTHERING HEIGHTS" AND EMILT WROTE,

   "JANE EYRE."

A: YOU WANT TO BET?

B:  YES

A:HOW MUCH?

B: ONE HUNDRED...

A" YOU JUST LOST ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS...

B: NO, I DIDN'T. I GAINED HUNDRED DOLLARS.

A: YOU ARE WRONG AND YOU ALWAYS INSIST ON BEING RGHT.

 I AM RIGHT AND THAT'S WHERE YOUR PROBLEM LIES. YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE

    RIGHT.

B: BUT I AM RIGHT AND I AM RIGHT MOST OF THE TIME AND YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT...

A: YEH...YEH...YEH. I DON'T READ SO MUCH FOR NOT KNOWING THE NAMES OF

 AUTHORS OF SUCH FAMOUS CLASSICAL BOOKS

  PICK UP A BOOK ONCE IN YOUR IGNORANT LIFE,  THROW YOUR iPHONE IN THE

   GUTTER...YOU IMBECILE.

                                                     (B begins to cry and cry, then pick up his phone)

                                                                                THE END

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