Tuesday, May 19, 2026

BAD DATERS AT PARADISE THEATER

 BAD DATERS.       (Now Closed)

BY

Derek Murphy

Directed by

Colm Summers

At paradise theater 

BAD DATERS Is an odd kind of romantic two hander with Kate Arrington and Shane McNaughton.

Staging is minimum and extremely effective. A long narrow platform in the center of stage. Audience

 sits on both side. Two individuals, Liam and Wendy have a date tonight. They appear and stand on the

 opposite side of the platform. Wendy is immaculately dressed. Amazingly stylish dark brown coat, 

Impeccable white blouse, light brown pants and fancy black sandals.

Her appearance is the indication that the lady is in total control of herself. 

 She is also carrying pepper spray and a loud whistle.

  She repeatedly cleans her hands with sanitizer. All the defense mechanisms are handy.

On the other hand, Liam, a nice looking young man dressed in jeans is a symbol of politeness, subdued

 and humble. Wendy has a ferocious tongue as well. No one thinks that they will ever be able to manage

 a second date but the playwright brilliantly handle all three dates.

In reality both of these characters are broken people. They have encountered heart breaks and tragedies

and are terrified to have closeness to an other person but they are extremely lonely and isolated and in

their own way trying to make an effort.

Liam's wife recently committed suicide and left him a note, "Make an effort," and Wendy's mother died

 in a car accident.

Deep down they desperately need to get out of their loneliness and self imposed isolation.

They have a second date which somehow eases a bit of Wendy's defenses, at least it minimize it

and Liam feels more comfortable with her control freak nature and eventually they gain the courage to

be a bit more comfortable with each other. 

These characters not only are hurting but seem not to like themselves and the dating for them is

overwhelming.

  It is a reminder of their psychic pain and psychological complexity.

They are awkward and distrust themselves but they pursue against all odds and eventually the grace

and intimacy they have been seeking shines within. The magic is in Derek Murphy's writing and being

Irish is part of that magic. The play is also brilliantly directed by Colm Summers.

The play is hilarious as well and very funny because no one has ever experienced dates like these ones.

Third date is a secret and it is quiet absorbing. Who knew that these bad daters could be so good.

REVIEWED BY

BINA SHARIF

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Thursday, April 23, 2026

Monday, January 19, 2026

 PEOPLE

PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY ON MY MIND

WHO ARE THEY?

I HAVE NO IDEA

PEOPLE HERE?

OR PEOPLE ABROAD?

ALL PEOPLE

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?

NOTHING

SO, WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THEM?

I DIDN'T SAY, THAT I DON'T LIKE THEM. I SAID PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY ON MY MIND.

YOU SEEM ANGRY AT PEOPLE

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

PEOPLE ON MY MIND CAN MEAN THAT I CARE FOR THEM

WORRY ABOUT THEM

LOVE THEM....

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CAREER

THINGS WHICH MIGHT REDUCES YOUR GLOOM A BIT'

1: CONCENTRATE ON THAT. ONLY ON THAT FOR A WHILE

BECAUSE THESE VERY THINGS ARE CURATIVE...

2: THEN SPEND MORE TIME EVERY DAY ON THOSE CURATIVE THINGS, YOU MIGHT

HAVE DISCOVERED BY CHANCE...

3: THOSE VERY THINGS YOU SHOULD DEVELOP PASION FOR AND MAKE THEM PART OF

 YOUR DAILY EXISTENCE.

4: THOSE LITTLE THINGS ARE NOT A WASTE OF TIME.

5: THAT SHOULD BE YOUR CAREER.

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MEANIGFUL

"YOU BEED SOMETHING MO SET AGAINST SUFFERING. 

NOT HAPPINESS BUT SUFFERING."    Jordan Peterson

"DEPTH OF CATASTROPHY-- DO SOMETHING WHICH GIVES YOU HOPE TO LIVE FOR." JP

"SOCIAL PRESSURE OF MAGNIFICANT, UNPARALLEL MAGNITUDE." JP

MUNDANE NORMALITY...

"SIT DOWN BREATH.

LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THAT." JP

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CURATIVE THINGS

1: DRAWING

2: WRITING

3: READING

4: GOING FOR A WALK

5: GOING TO A CAFE

6: SEEING THEATER

7: DOING THEATER

8: PERFORMANCES/MONOLOGUES AT POETRY READINGS

9: TALKING TO SOME NICE, LOVING, RESPECTABLE PEOPLE.

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TYRANICAL PEOPLE

PEOPLE ARE FUNDAMENTALLY TYRANICAL

IN KING'S COURT, THE FOOL IS THE ONLY ONE WHO TELLS THE TRUTH

AND IF KING DIESN'T LIKE IT HE BECOMES A TYRANT

IF YOU HAVE ENEMIES-THAT'S GOOD-THAT MEANS YOU HAVE STOOD UP FOR

  SOMETHING IN THE PAST."?

STAND UP FOR YOUR SELF AND STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN.

DO NOT EAT LATER THAN 7PM

READ BEFORE SLEEPING

NO PHONE

SLEEP DOWNSTAIRS SOMETIME TO REST.

YOU NEED REST, YOU WENT THROUGH HELL

"YOU ARE ALL BANGED UP." Dr. Maccanne 

ASK FOR TICKETS

1: CORIOLANUS...TYFNA

2; MOTHER RUSSIA: SIGNATURE

 3:  SOHO REP


Friday, January 9, 2026

DIARY OF AN UNKNOWN WRITER

 DIARY OF AN UNKNOWN WRITER

DON'T COMPLAIN TOO MUCH

DON'T TALK TOO MUC

DON'T PRAISE OTHERS TOO MUCH.

DON'T HAVE MONOTNOUS WEARINESS

USE DIRECT OBSERVATION

HAVE HORROR OF VULGARITY AND CONTEMPT

REMAIN SILENT ABOUT MANY THINGS

THE DIARY OF AN UNKNOWN WRITER

 DIARY OF AN UNKNOWN WRITER

"RATHER THAN BEMOANING WHAT IS LOST

WE SHOULD CHAMPION WHAT COULD BE GAINED," Hennah Essex

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MUPASSANT

"I ENTERED LITERARY LIFE AS A METEOR, AND I SHALL

LEAVE IT LIKE A THUNDER BOLT."

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"WITH THE FERTILITY OF A MASTER HAND PRODUCED

NOVELS, POETRY, SHORT STORIES, ROMANCES AND TRAVELS

WITHIN 10 YEARS ONLY TO SINK PERMANENTLY INTO THE

ABYSS OF MADNESS AND DEATH,"

THE VERY MOMENT THE SUCCESS CAME TO HIM. THE MALADY

THAT NEVER AFTERWARDS LEFT HIM CAME ALSO AND 

SEATED MOTIONLESS AT HIS SIDE, GAZED AT HIM WITH HIS

THREATENING COUNTENANCE,

TERRIBLE HEADACHES, INSOMNIA, NERVOUS ATTACKS, HIS SIGHT BECAME

EFFECTED.  SHUDDERING FITS OF FEAR, THE DREAD OF THAT HORRIBLE

SENSATION OF HALLUCINATIONS.

ANGUISH OF FEAR CAUSED NOT BY THE PRESENCE OF DANGER OR OF

 INEVITABLE DEATH, BUT BY CERTAIN ABNORMAL CONDITIONS, BY CERTAIN

MYSTERIOUS INFLUENCES IN PRESENCE OF VAGUE DANGERS.

"THE FEAR OF INCOMPREHENSIBLE TERROR AND MORBID DISTRESS.

OLD PORT OF ANTIBES BEYOND THE CAUSWAY OF CANNES, HIS YACHT

BE-AMI AWAITED. HE FELT HE WAS HOPELESSLY VANQUISHED LIKE

GERAD de NERVAL--HE ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. HE WASN'T SUCCESSFUL.

HIS MIND, "INDIFFERENT TO ALL UNHAPPINESS" HAD ENTERED INTO ETERNAL

DARKNESS"

BACK TO PARIS AND PLACED IN DR. MEURIOTS SANATORIUM WHERE AFTER

18 MONTHS OF MECHANICAL EXISTENCE THE "METEOR" QUIETLY PASSED AWAY.

HE HAD INDESTRUCTIBLE DISCIPLINE AND COLD LUCIDITY. 

H-EDOUARD MAYNIAL

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"THE ODOR OF INVASION."

EXHAUSTED, WORN OUT, INCAPABLE OF THOUGHT OR RESOLVE, FATIGUED

AT THE MERCY OF UNREASONING SAVAGE FORCE PERMEATING ODOR-ODOR

OF INVASION WHICH CHANGED THE TASTE OF FOOD PERMEATED DWELLING AND

 PLACES OF PUBLIC RESORT MADE ON IMAGINE ONES IN FAR--FAR DISTANT LANDS AMID DANGEROUS TRIBES


 

DIRECTION: SINGING BIRDS

 DIRECTION: STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS

OF SINGING BIRDS.

1: After house lights dim

2: Kevin goes and sit downstage right

3: Burda starts

4 :Bulbul dressed in beautiful Asian clothes and jewelery scarf on her head

enters carrying a lantern enters from upstage left, walks slowly and then sit down

downstage left. Burda continues.

5: Burda ends

6: Bulbul starts to sing, Aey Jazba aey Dil, ghar mein chaoon.

7: at the end of the song, light comes up on her and she talks

8: I AM A SINGING BIRD FROM THE EAST. MY NAME IS BULBUL

9: Lights fade on Bulbul

10: lights come up on Kevin

11: He talks. I AM A SINGING BIRD FROM THE WEST. MY NAME IS CARDINAL

12: He sings western song

13: At the end of the song, lights fade on Kevin

14:lights come up on Bulbul

15: Bulbul does a short monologue...